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I wish I could recommend these. They’re so cute, the texture is unique and stimulating, and the diamond on the tail is sexy. However, they’re definitely not a beginner butt plug, and as someone who’s familiar with anal toys, I wouldn’t choose these. The main issue is that the stem of the plug isn't tapered and is very small. Designers do this to ensure a snug fit for the plug. Given that there are three size options included in this kit, I don’t think a snug fit is a problem at all, which makes this design choice feel careless more than anything. No tapering on the stem means they glide in smoothly since the head is your typical shape, but they stretch you suddenly on the way out because the area resting in your entrance is considerably smaller than the end of the plug. So, if you’re just starting out with anal play, these will probably be an uncomfortable way to start. If they were silicone, they’d have a little more give and be gentler on the body. Metal is a hard medium to begin with and requires some time and practice to get used to. If you’re really comfortable with anal play and have used similar plugs, these might be great for you - ignore my issues with the stem design. My worry would be that a beginner would tear or get turned off from backdoor play entirely by them. Overall, I don't recommend these, but you know your body better than anyone.

This vibrator is so cute! It's literally like a piece of decor? But does it work as good as it looks? Find out!

The Fleshlight Stoya Destroya is a male sex toy designed in collaboration with adult film star Stoya. It features a smooth, lifelike interior sleeve meant to replicate the feel of real skin, offering a realistic and pleasurable experience. The sleeve is housed in the standard white case. The Destroya model provides a balanced, intense sensation and is part of Fleshlight’s signature line of toys. I like its ease of use and lifelike feel, offering an easy straightforward and fun experience.

Oh. My. God. Best ass EVARR!!! I dunno who exactly Prinz Eugun is or what Azur Lane is, (apparently a Chinese gacha game) but she is HOT! The weight adds a lot to the experience as you’re stuffing her beautiful ass and vagina.

I'll say this, Tiffany's waaay better in bed than Stephanie in more ways than one! xD ;P Pure Envy's Tiffany is hung like a horse in comparison to Stephanie which is weird to type but accurate nonetheless lol. The shape is more phallic in nature which feels/fits more comfortably and has a single rotating thrust feature similar to Tracy's Dog Swirlii but not as intense. The air pulse feature is awesome and has 7 pulsating modes, which I prefer waaay more than the Ava Lolli's sucker. Pulsers are just so much better than suckers in my opinion. I LOOOOOVE that the two features are controlled by SEPARATE buttons, so you can experience one OR the other OR both with your choice of which mode it's in. One button for the thrust action and one for the pulser is just... right lol. The other awesome thing about Tiffany is she has a warming feature, which is.. pretty hot... in the sense that it's an enjoyable feature to have sometimes lol. She apparently likes baths, but I wouldn't 100% guarantee it as no actual IPX rating is provided anywhere, just a claim on the site that she can be submersed. If I had to sleep with a woman, Tiffany would be my gal. xD

As a complete newbie to sex toys, the Lovehoney Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator was the perfect introduction to the world of personal pleasure. What immediately stood out to me was how its viral status wasn’t just due to its cute, flower-like appearance, but also the advanced technology behind it. The suction-based stimulation provided a unique pleasurable sensation, and the multiple settings allowed me to control the intensity from gentle teasing to intense stimulation. I appreciated how compact and discreet it was—easy to store and completely unobtrusive when not in use. It’s ideal for those who are looking to explore powerful sensations without being overwhelmed, which made it a fantastic first choice for me.

The French Tickler is an interesting concept, but I don't think it works well for my anatomy. I didn't feel much stimulation when I used it, and I was hoping that it would pack a bigger punch because of its large size and intense motor. I wills say that it is unique and may be a great addition to a novelty toy collectors arsenal.

If you're a fan of high prices, digitized sounds, IPX7 ratings, and app control then this is the perfect toy for you! As much as I want to share the normal type of schpeel I put here, I also don't.... I don't find the original price or the sale price to be reasonable for this product at all. It has no gimmick or outstanding setting that makes it better than an egg under $40 on Amazon. Not sure if mine's a dud or not, but the sounds it makes are not pleasant and make it pretty non-discreet if wanting to wear it anywhere. The intensities are okay, but not super sheet gripping and the preset patterns are not enjoyable. Though as much as I've complained about it, it's not a toy I'd shun entirely... it's just definitely not one I'd reach for first or even third lol. ><"

Just no, I bought this as a G-Spot stimulator because of the shape. However, it's terrible! This is because whilst it affuxs to the Vac-U-Lock system, it is slightly different, and spins. It's going in the bin.

As someone who genuinely loves Satisfyer products and their air pulse technology, it pains me to say that I can’t recommend the One Night Stand. While it’s designed as a budget-friendly entry point ($13 USD) to entice new users, its one-time-use approach is incredibly wasteful and irresponsible. One Night Stand is made of plastic and silicone, with batteries permanently sealed inside, and the disposal instructions are vague and hidden deep in the user guide. I’d much rather see Satisfyer offer a lower-cost reusable model that prioritizes accessibility and environmental responsibility.

Ever wondered what it’d feel like to strap a motorcycle engine to your manhood? Well, saddle up because the M1 from Tingon is about to take you for a ride. This isn’t your average bedside gadget; it’s a mechanical fever dream packed into a device that looks like it was designed by someone who builds café racers in their spare time. Let’s talk movement, because the M1 isn’t just here to look cool. It offers single-direction rotation and a retracting stroke motion that pulls back like it’s revving for another pass. It’s not just motion…it’s mechanical choreography! Visually, this thing’s a trip. With those motorcycle-style handles and ergonomic build, it honestly wouldn’t look out of place in a Mad Max garage. It’s a strange little marvel, and once you get your hands on it, you might find yourself tempted to yell “vroom vroom” just for the full effect.

This tiny little wand features 7 settings (3 vibrations and 4 patterns), is super discrete, lasts 60 minutes, is adorably small and comes with one of the BEST carrying pouches I've come across thus far. Not going to lie, the bag alone is a lovely selling point, at least for me, combine that with being small in stature but capable of big orgasms and I'm a happy camper. Great to use on its own, can be used in combination with penetration toys or an actual penis. Awesome to add to any collection of small vibrators, and I feel like I have enough at this point that I can start hiding them Easter Egg style in different places so I can have an orgasm anywhere, any time with no one really knowing lol! This one, just because of the pouch, might be a good one for the center console in the car lol.

Overall, I would highly recommend looking into purchasing a M'Lady Tiny Vibrating Wand if you are in the market for a compact, easy to use, and cute vibrator. This product is perfect for traveling as it fits nicely in a bag, and is discreet enough to carry on your person as well. I hope you have as much fun with this product as I did, it is truly a game changer!

The M'Lady Pinpoint Bow Tie Wand is a delightful and well-designed addition to my collection. I particularly appreciate the thoughtful engineering that went into creating three different attachments for the head, as each attachment provides a distinctly unique experience and allows for varied sensations. The quality construction and attention to detail make this a standout piece that offers versatility and reliable performance. The compact design is also convenient for storage while still delivering impressive functionality.

I admit, I am a little biased with this review. I've been watching Blair Williams for so long, I'm surprised I haven't tried her sex toy yet. I tried my best to put my personal biases for Ms. Williams aside. And even after I did... wow. This toy is fantastic! Not to say that it's perfect, though. The squeeze plate absolutely blows (and not in a good way). But despite that, this toy will still be in my rotation for a while.